North American Spoons

handle like the wall paper in a 70's motel room

no idea why i have two of these

Stout - like a Doric column on the acropolis - or rather some Las Vegas monstrosity

not exactly pretty, but distinctive

Pointy - could lay some bricks with that. Stamped on the back with 'DELTA' looks a bit like NHS surplus.

Chunky - would hurt if given a wrap across the knuckles with this boy.

disterbingly assymetrical

assymetrical again, don't like it.